This is right out of my grandma playbook. Like 10 years from now. Because she’ll still fuck you up for the freeski today.
You see this shit isn’t completely true. I gave her an onion of that girl and she said she’d give me a ride home. I wasn’t even trying to fuck Meeghan. I just had a long day of trapping and didn’t take to kindly to being robbed by a skinny little girl. Like I don’t care that she was gay. My sister is gay. So is my cousin. No bitch lick all the puss you want, just do what you said.