That special day is less than a week away and I am thinking of all of the things that I want to collect to keep me feeling superfluously awesome. I thought I wanted a dog. I think I deserve a little bit more. Here is my wish list. I’m posting it here because nobody reads this blog so it won’t hurt when I don’t get anything at all 🙂
Ten Really Reasonable Things I Want For My Birthday
10. A new bong.
9. Subscription to GQ Magazine.
8. Benjamin Ficus Plant.
7. A French Bulldog.
6. A new coffee mug preferably with Audrey Hepburn on the cover.
5. Tickets to the Book of Mormon.
4. a new cell phone with a great camera.
3. my uncle’s safe and gun.
2. sound system in my car.
1. savings account with another comma.