how to get ready for the day

first you get out of bed. and in that first instance of consciousness you are awoke. thankful for the first breath of the day and fixing the mood for the rest. if you are smart, you;ll get the help of the boombox/ computer and play some mood music. nothing sets the day better. nothing too slow though. you never want to start a day on relax mode. it’ll get you nowhere. hit the bong, take a dump, and brush your teeth while you listen (any order is fine). once you have your mood set, take a shower. the mood of people around you will depend on it. then dress. if you feel pretty, iron and press, and if not, then don’t. do a little jig on your way out the door. now, you are ready for the day.


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