Nights are longer. Days are shorter. Hairs grow in places they have never grown before. Aches. Pains. Beer belly. No stamina. Best hard on ever. Taxes. Credit scores. Retirement accounts. Barbecue cookouts. Monday night football. Sleep by halftime. Mortgage. Soon. Rent. On time. Marriage. Babies. Maybes. Dress shoes. Slacks. Ties. Watches. Coffee. Lots and lots of coffee. Working out. maybe. Gym membership. For sure. Dressing. Extra. Burger. Double. Xbox. All night. Sex. Every morning. Growing old.