Best thing ever:
The Chicago Bulls rallied from a halftime deficit to defeat the Miami Heat. We bout to win the title ya’ll.
What I learned:
Sperm can live for up to 8 days in the warmth of the vagina, so yes a girl can get pregnant after she has period.
I left work early. Which is okay but I made a scene so everybody noticed. Today, they’ll all want to leave early.
Song of the Day:
Sade-Frankie. One of her more slept on classics. Dig it.
How many different ways can you slice a lie?